Today... (pt 1)

... I was told that I had admitted to murder on my blog. Despite not being true, I'm now going to make it true.

Here is my admission to murder.

So I was walking down the streets this morning at 6:40 PM, when suddenly I saw pass a cottonwool cloud across the street. Then I thought to myself, "hey, I've never seen a cottonwool cloud before", so I crossed the street to go look at it. I did not cross the street at a crosswalk, I crossed in the middle of the street. And so a car hit me. And the car bounced off and flew over me, landing in a crumpled heap which then exploded. While not exactly murder, I did laugh at them afterwards, and as it turns out laughing at an exploded car with dead corpses in it at 6:41 PM in the morning is apparently a major felony in 76 of the 43 states. So 15 minutes later, I found myself in front of the Supreme Court. Don't ask me how I got there in fifteen minutes, all I know was I got lost and then found myself. And I was in front of the Supreme Court. So they said: "Hey, we're so high up in our wooden stand thingies that we have trouble seeing you. So you're off the hook this time." And I was like "Sweet!"

So I walked outside and found myself in a cardboard box labelled: "Caution: Keep Away From Fire. Highly Flammable." Or at least I assume this is what it said, since I can't read the outside of a box I'm in and when I lit a match to look around the whole thing exploded - away from me of course. I looked out and saw Cairo, but exploded from my exploding cardboard box. This brought me up to 7:05 PM in the morning.

TO BE CONTINUED!