Re-Education: Religion (pt 1)

Re-education time children.

Firstly, what is re-education?

You may know this as propaganda, falsehood, or lies. Well, let me tell you something.

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE.

Re-education is a program dedicated to righting the wrongs of the modern school system. Today I'm going to start with a little peep on religion.

Firstly, if any one religion is the true religion, then why do so many religions claim as such? The answer: It's because the Smoufr that run the universe bio-engineered a paradox.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, you say, what the eff's a Smouf?

Simple: they're a specialized sect of thermonuclear weasels that decided one day that they didn't like how the world was going, and so decided to remake the universe in their image. As you can imagine, remaking a universe in the image of a thermonuclear weasel and making that image thermonuclear isn't very healthy for the general populace of the universe. So they reremade it back into a somewhat normal universe.

I'm the only one who knows the extent of the Smoufr (plural of Smouf) ways. Now whomever reads this at least knows of their existence. Beware of Smoufr. If you see one, get as far away from it as you possibly can. Then cover yourself in tinfoil. Then lock yourself in a trunk and swallow the key. You're now only probably dead.